czham
发表于 2016-3-17 10:36:01
我
ygmgc
发表于 2016-3-17 10:36:04
昨晚没事去网吧玩会，我旁边机器有个小孩接电话：喂，妈，我在学校呢。我一想这孩子从小不能撒谎啊，我就在旁边喊了句：网管！过来调下机器。心想这孩子回家挨顿打是肯定的了。过一会媳妇给我打电话问我在哪呢，我说在网吧呢，谁道这孩子喊了句：209退房，避孕套用了六个。我操，这小逼崽子，太狠了！
eiber
发表于 2016-3-17 10:37:10
九小时前是21点左右，那时候我已经喝碗苞谷碜就寝了
zh0407
发表于 2016-3-17 10:37:12
跟我吧
61581229
发表于 2016-3-17 10:37:48
这会儿，外面风这么大，我都不敢出门了，我好害怕，http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon28.png http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon28.png http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon28.png 万一别人都刮走了，就我刮不走，那多丢人.........…...http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon25.png http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon25.png http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon25.png
432800
发表于 2016-3-17 10:37:49
浪摆
色魔王子7
发表于 2016-3-17 10:38:46
http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/ali/ali_029.gifhttp://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/ali/ali_029.gifhttp://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/ali/ali_029.gif暖。http://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/ali/ali_029.gifhttp://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/ali/ali_029.gifhttp://static.tieba.baidu.com/tb/editor/images/ali/ali_029.gif
350956409
发表于 2016-3-17 10:39:06
暮然回首 那人却在灯火阑珊处
tjjzl
发表于 2016-3-17 10:39:09
在我床上
abi
发表于 2016-3-17 10:40:06
对象跟我回家别闹了
